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10.06.2025 13:13

They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Loons and Moons
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So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What happens when you have paranoid schizophrenia?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
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Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Why does an older married man turn bisexual?
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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