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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 11:46

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Superbugs thrive as access to antibiotics fails in India - BBC

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

A 14-year-old created an app that detects heart disease almost instantly - Boy Genius Report

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Alaska Airlines to launch Seattle-to-Rome nonstop flights in 2026 - KING5.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

What is the irony of life according to you?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Ryan Blaney hits right notes in Nashville, lands first Cup Series win of season - NASCAR.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What are the similarities and differences between the policies of Democrats and Republicans currently?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

Top Stories: What to Expect at Apple's WWDC 2025 'Sleek Peek,' macOS Tahoe Rumors, and More - MacRumors

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Why would Joseph Smith say that polygamy was God's law?

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Still no good

Why is Hinduism not polytheistic?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Chairman Comer Subpoenas Dr. O’Connor Over Cover-Up Of Biden’s Mental Decline - United States House Committee on Oversight and Accountability - (.gov)